Sometimes you just have to laugh in order to keep from crying. These missteps by Bobby Petrino this week may be one of those cases. (UPDATE: It resulted in Petrino’s firing.) My former pastor Adrian Rogers used to say, “If you don’t want to slip down then don’t walk in slick places.” Bobby Petrino made Jessica a close assistant and that was a real bad idea. She is not ugly enough to cut down on the temptation. True happiness is found from other things than the outside anyway so don’t always chase the good looking girl!!! Jimmy Soul had a great hit song (very funny) that went like this:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind

In this undated image released by the University of Arkansas, Razorback Foundation assistant director Jessica Dorrell is shown. Dorrell was a passenger of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino during a weekend motorcycle ride that ended with a crash that sent him to the hospital, according to a police report released Thursday, April 5, 2012. (AP Photo/University of Arkansas, Wesley Hitt)
Ballad of Bobby Petrino, (The Girl in the Athletic Department with the Vollyball shorts) .wmv
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A Ballad done by 730 yahoo’s Chris Vernon. With the help of the 730 yahoo crew. I don’t own the song.
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Jessica Dorrell Before Arkansas At Kentucky Volleyball
I have tried to do some reading about Jessica Dorrell and found a good article from Sporting News. Here is the link.
From Arkansas Razorback website:
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AS A JUNIOR (2006) Jessica Dorrell became a go-to player from the first serve of the 2006 season. Dorrell improved her numbers averaging a career-high 2.49 kills per game and 2.22 digs per game. Her season began with all-tournament team honors at Oklahoma and continued with her second all-tournament team selection at the Arkansas Invitational. Dorrell collected a career-best 18 kills in a win over Stephen F. Austin and matched that with a career-best 18 digs as Arkansas defeated Sacramento State last year. Dorrell posted six consecutive double-figure kill matches to open the year and finished with 10 for the year including a near-career-best 16 kills in the NCAA Tournament. Dorrell’s name is sprinkled throughout the Arkansas record books. She enters the 2007 season ranked 15th in kills (803), 17th in kpg (2.21), 14th in total attempts (2004), ninth in block assists (313), 11th in total blocks (0.89), 17th in points (1010.5), points per game (2.78) and games played (363) and tied for 19th in matches played (95). ![]() Dorrell began the 2005 season on fire opening the year hitting .379 with 2.50 kills per game in the first 10 matches. Her numbers continued to stay solid all season with Dorrell finishing the year with a .266 hitting percentage leading all of the outside hitters. Dorrell’s numbers included a career-best 271 kills, 129 blocks and selection to two all-tournament teams last year. Dorrell’s blocking was noticeably improved, and she collected a season-best seven total blocks at Mississippi State in a Southeastern Conference Western Division win. She also posted a career-best 15 kills in SEC action against Kentucky and hit a career-best .778 (7-0-9) against Memphis as a sophomore.AS A FRESHMAN (2004) Dorrell continued the Arkansas tradition of great freshman volleyball players by capping off her first season of collegiate play earning selection to the Southeastern Conference’s all-freshman team. The first-year player assumed a full compliment of duties in 2004 and responded hitting .209 with 266 kills, 2.03 kills per game, 30 assists, 67 digs and 128 blocks against one of the toughest schedules in the country. She improved her numbers against league opponents hitting .321 in the SEC with 127 kills, 29 digs and 71 blocks. Her hitting percentage ranked sixth in the conference. Dorrell had nine matches with double-digit kill totals including a season-best 15 in her first-ever collegiate match against Kansas. She was key in an SEC Western Division win at Auburn in a thrilling five-game match, recording 12 kills, hitting .474 and tallying seven blocks. She continued a great weekend with 13 kills and a season-best .667 hitting percentage at Alabama in a match that helped the Lady’Backs secure their 10th Western Division title. Late in the season, Dorrell was still playing strong with 12 blocks against LSU.AT ALEDO Dorrell guided the Aledo Bearcats to several tournament titles earning numerous all-tournament team honors during her career. Dorrell earned district newcomer of the year honors as a high school freshman and repeated with three all-district awards. She paced the Bearcats to a 94-39 record in four seasons capping off her final year with her third all-state honor. The team captain won numerous all-tournament team honors her senior year, and she holds the school record for kills in a match with 25, and in a season with 501. Dorrell is a three-time Star-Telegram all-area selection and earned MVP honors at the TGCA 4A-5A All-Star Match in 2004. Dorrell paced her West team to a thrilling five-game win. Dorrell concluded her prep career ranked 89th at Prep Volleyball.com. In addition to volleyball, Dorrell was a four-year starter in basketball and a three-year track letterwinner at Aledo.PERSONAL Born May 30, 1986, Jessica Marie Dorrell is the older of two children to James Dorrell and Polly Johnson. She has a younger brother, Chris. |
Jessica Dorrell
Bobby Petrino and Jessica Dorrell
Dorrell is engaged to be married on June 9th, check out her fiancée.
Bobby Petrino: Who Is Jessica Dorrell, Passenger In Arkansas Coach’s Motorcycle Accident? – International Business Times – Howard Koplowitz – Dorrell was also engaged to Josh Morgan and her wedding is scheduled for June, according to weddingchannel.com. The 25-year-old woman played volleyball at Arkansas and earned All-SEC honors, according to her bio.
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A Powerful comparison to Christ loving the church and the husband never walking out on the wife.