Woody Allen quotes on “Woody Wednesday”

Here are some good ones:

Email this Quote to a friend I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
– Woody Allen

Email this Quote to a friend It’s worse than dog eats dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls.
– Woody Allen

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